Matt Taibbi ~ Mitt Romney Wins All-Important BS Contest

Reader Supported News | October 6 2012

Barack ObamaOPINION ~ I didn’t watch the debate – I just couldn’t. I read it in transcript form afterwards. I know it is widely believed that Mitt Romney won, but I don’t agree. I think both candidates lost. I think they both sucked. Romney told a series of outright lies – the bit about the pre-existing conditions was incredible – while Barack Obama seemed unaccountably disinterested in the intellectual challenge of the exercise, repeatedly leaving the gross absurdities hurled his way by Romney unchallenged.

Romney’s performance was better than Obama’s, but only if you throw out criteria like “wasn’t 100% full of shit from the opening bell” and “made an actual attempt to explain who he is and what his plans are.” Unfortunately, that is good enough for our news media, which drools over the gamesmanship aspects of these debates, because it loves candidates who sink their teeth into the horse-race nonsense that they think validates their professional lives.

For instance: in my local paper, the Star-Ledger in New Jersey, I read an analysis entitled, “Romney’s debate performance was presidential game changer, analysts say.”

The unnamed authors of this analysis delivered a blizzard of sports metaphors about Romney’s performance. “It’s a new race for the White House,” they said, after Romney “changed the game with an aggressive, confident performance” – needed, because “Obama’s forces had hinted earlier that all they needed from the debate was one good punch to knock Romney out,” after the challenger “spent the summer and early fall stumbling.”

On the internet, they complemented this keen analysis with a cartoon picture of the two candidates as superheroes punching each other, complete with “Pow!” and “Bam!” Batman-style effects.

Why was Romney so effective, according to the Star-Ledger? Because “the Romney viewers saw during the nationally televised debate from Denver was the one his friends have long known: a conversational, smart, decent-on-his-feet guy, eager to defend his plans to cut taxes and change government health insurance for future generations.”

Obama, meanwhile, came off as “wonky and lacking punch,” because he was “so intent on answering questions.”

The piece literally had nothing to say about the substance or accuracy of the two arguments. Like, not one thing. It did, however, speculate that Obama might be in trouble if his performance ended up getting parodied on the Daily Show, because he might end up with a reputation for being “too academic, too cold and uneasy with being challenged.”

What the hell does any of this have to do with being president? It’s one thing for reporters to talk shop behind the scenes about which candidate they think is doing a better job of slinging bull. But to legitimize it as real is just nuts.

Analysts like this were, however, right in a way. Romney did come across as the more confident and aggressive candidate, and Obama did come across as “wonky” and “lacking punch.” Just visually and dramatically, Romney met the spectacle on its terms better than Obama did, much the way John F. Kennedy did in his celebrated debate with Richard Nixon. In that legendary meeting, radio viewers thought Nixon won, but TV viewers, blown away by Kennedy’s smile and tan, thought was a landslide for the Democrat.

Journalists who cite that Nixon-Kennedy debate always forget that the lesson of that night is that the new broadcast media technology made superficiality and nonsense more important – that thanks to the press, it was now possible to get someone elected to the most powerful office on earth because he had a superior tan. Reporters love this story because it reminds everyone that the medium they work in has the power to overcome substance and decide elections all by itself. What’s amazing is that they don’t have the good sense to be ashamed of this.

I read the transcript of the debate and all I got from Romney was either outright factual lies, or total rhetorical dishonesty. He even tried out a version of the for-years-debunked death panel business:

In order to bring the cost of health care down, we don’t need to have a – an – a board of 15 people telling us what kinds of treatments we should have.

Really? Hey, Mitt – what do you think health insurance is? It is, by definition, a bunch of people deciding what kinds of treatments we should have.

Of course, Romney’s point is that there’s allegedly going to be a bloodless government board somewhere deciding upon treatment options, as opposed to some bloodless corporate board making those decisions, but even that’s not true at all. Romney was talking about the Independent Payment Advisory Board, which exists solely to make cuts in Medicare if its costs rise beyond a certain level and congress doesn’t do anything about them.

That board is specifically barred by law from making the kinds of care decisions Romney is talking about. Obama did at least point this out, but weakly, and that’s not even the point. I mean, practically in the same breath of his “unelected board” attack, Romney criticized Obama’s plan because it cut Medicare. So he’s clearly not against government bureaucrats making decisions about treatment, because what the hell does Romney think Medicare does? He should try getting an eye job and billing Medicare for it. The whole thing was a non-sequitur, insincere and substantively meaningless – but if you had no clue what you were watching, it looked like Romney was confidently attacking and Obama was backtracking.

Romney’s entire debate performance was like this. He said absolutely nothing, but got lots of credit for style points. Here’s Romney’s answer on what budget cuts he would make, addressing perhaps-soon-to-be-ex-PBS employee, Jim Lehrer:

I’m sorry, Jim. I’m going to stop the subsidy to PBS. I’m going to stop other things. I like PBS. I love Big Bird. I actually like you too. But I’m not going to – I’m not going to keep on spending money on things to borrow money from China to pay for it. That’s number one.

Number two, I’ll take programs that are currently good programs but I think could be run more efficiently at the state level and send them to state.

Number three, I’ll make government more efficient, and to cut back the number of employees, combine some agencies and departments. My cutbacks will be done through attrition, by the way.

So the answer to the question, “What will you do to rein in the biggest budget deficit in history?” comes down to, “I’ll cut PBS, which is about one millionth of the federal budget, and some other stuff.”

For God’s sake – “I’ll take programs that could be run more efficiently at state and send them to state”? Is that a joke? That’s worse than a Bill Belichick answer: “What’s our plan against the Broncos? We’re going to watch the film and do what’s best for our football team.”

Reporters should have instantly pelted Romney with bags of dogshit for insulting the American people with this ridiculous non-answer, but he was instead praised for the canny “strategy” hidden in the response. Despite the fact that Romney is running as a budget hawk and yet has refused to name any actual programs (except Obamacare and PBS) he will cut, reporters gave him credit in the debate for being willing to be the bearer of bad budgetary news, because he essentially advance-fired Jim Lehrer on TV. Many also complimented the “humor” of the line about Big Bird.

Typically, Obama is the recipient of the breathless media plaudits for meaningless imageering and iconography, but Romney scooped it all up this time. Ugh. At least there are only two more!

7 thoughts on “Matt Taibbi ~ Mitt Romney Wins All-Important BS Contest

  1. Romney reminded me of a teenage bully who always tries to win by out shouting or using put down humor rather than showing real maturity of actually coming to the table with a real plan rather than the BS he keeps spinning that shows his true heart which seems to be as a pathological LIAR!!!! It is time to expose this guy as the thief he really is. If this guy gets voted in as president a mass exodus will occur because very little faith is available for those who have so much but are very selfish and actually enjoy the so called specialness they think they have to keep us all down and ignorant.they have no clothes anymore or substance as we are moving beyond their egocentric mentality. We have followed too many of these types that do not have the country’s best interests and taken us into seemingly perpetual war and disinformation. IT HAS TO STOP HERE! and IT WILL because WE are AWAKE!!!

  2. This is very interesting. Not because the debate itself was anything but putrid nonsense, it’s interesting because Taibbi wrote about an event he could not bring himself to actually watch. So he takes the clinical approach and reads a transcript, ostensibly (though he doesn’t claim this) so as not to be influenced by the theatrical performance of the two dueling liars, and goes directly for the actual words themselves, which he knows are all lies to begin with. I love Matt Taibbi but I fail to see the point of this article.

    1. Hi Raven, I think his point is the media focuses on the trivial when actual trivia exists in the positions taken by the candidates, positions which tend to ignore the huge, pressing issues facing this country. At least that’s my take on it. Blessings, G

      1. Gillian, you are right of course. I did note that, but it’s such a DUH. I guess I expect more insight from Matt. Thanks for posting it though. Matt is a good guy.

      2. 🙂 I think Matt is so turned off this political farce he inadvertently fell into its mindlessness. He’ll be back on form when he returns to the financial swine. Stay sweet. G

  3. If the people of this nation are stupid enough to believe either of these two people are the only choice they have then they deserve them both. What the NWO has done is played them like last year’s superbowl. You take what they give you and shut up.

    Well I for one will not give my vote no matter how they will steal it. I refuse to be so stupid as to believe there is any difference in the two losers they have appointed to finish ruining the country. Might I say the world.

    What’s really amazing is these same people think they can get away with destroying us. They forget the law of the universe is as you sow so shall you reap. The same destruction they plan for us is the same they will receive themselves. When you dig a ditch for some one to fall in you end up in the very ditch you dug.

    No one gets away with anything. In the 67 years I have been on the planet I have never seen it fail that what ever I did good or bad came right back to me. No one had to tell me when it arrived who it came from. GOD is real and if you never believe it does not matter. You will find out soon just how real he is! You will see the destruction of the wicked and rejoice at his downfall.

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