Mammoth Nation – Remember that one presidential candidate back in 2016? You know, the one with over 30,000 emails wiped from her illegitimate server hidden in her bathroom next to her loofa. Ringing a bell yet? Ah, yes…Hillary Clinton.
Well, her creepy, bug-eyed noggin’s been surfacing from the underworld lately. Maybe she was compelled to make an appearance before the trillions of cicadas are due to emerge—the most in 221 years. She certainly couldn’t compete with that kind of buzz.
Or maybe it’s just a conditioned response elicited by the upcoming presidential election? You know, like how Pavlov’s dogs automatically salivated when hearing the bell associated with feeding time. It’s almost as if Hillary’s DNA has been hardwired to respond to presidential election stimuli. Continue reading